Good Morning all today is Wednesday August 22nd and today’s Horriblescopes forcast from the Charm City Post is cloudy
ARIES – March 21st – April 20th If you’re feeling the need to make a bold move in your life, but fear the consequences, move forward with the knowledge that change is going to happen regardless, but beware of little old ladies with candy… They are normally past their prime and when they bust a nut they shoot dust instead of cum.
TAURUS – April 21st – May 21st If you think you’ve got away with something, don’t be fooled… That video camera captured everythang and your dumb ass going to jail, do not pass go!
GEMINI – May 22nd – June 21st if you’re willing to disconnect from the daily grind and tap into your personal happy place for a while that might be a good thing because we all need to masturbate from time to time. A good nut in private never hurt anyone!
CANCER – June 22nd – July 22nd If you are in an established intimate relationship, love life could feel like a soap opera today. There’s nothing wrong with role playing, so go ahead use your whips & chains it might be fun!
LEO – July 23rd – August 23rd You need to be yourself as much as possible now because being somebody else is going to send your ass to the slammer. It’s a felony in the state of Maryland.
VIRGO – August 24th – September 22nd your ability to understand and abstract ideas and your desire to grow intellectually is strong now, so hit the books real heavy. Hustler, Playboy & Butt Man are a few of my favorites… Check’em out!
LIBRA – September 23rd – October 23rd Feeling cared for and needed is comfortable is a comfortable place to be right now. Enjoy the day and people around you because tomorrow somebody is bound to piss you the fuck off!
SCORPIO – October 24th – November 22nd reaching out to an older relative or another mature, experienced person can mean a lot to you and be mutually beneficial now. Older lovers really know how to take their time and make you cum really hard. Try it sometimes you might like it.
SAGITTARIUS – November 23rd – December 21st Confusion and the inability to focus on mundane task only stems from your need to smoke weed. If you just put the trees down for a few days you might be able to remember something dumb ass!